Maddie and Jesus

A conversation I had with Maddie last night:

Me:  Maddie, get take that screw out of your mouth.
Maddie:  Why?
Me:  Cause you could choke and die.

Maddie: Would I go to heaven?

Me: Yes.
Maddie: Puts it back in her mouth and replies, "Well, I will come back to life like Jesus!"
Me:  *head shake*  I've got nothing……